I have added on all the lines other have to here, so sit back, relax, and
enjoy a chuckle.....add more if you like.
And thanks to all that have added so far.
So I wonder what the relevance of "Lady driven" is supposed to be. I
bought
a new car this year, and I would never allow my girlfriend to drive it.
Could it possibly mean.....
Lady Driven.....
-Never broke in properly
-Tons of parking lot dings
-Fingerprints all over the rearview mirror from constantly moving the
mirror
to put on make-up
-Been in multiple accidents due to constantly moving the mirror to put on
make-up and not paying attention
-Stinks like smoke cause so many of them smoke
-Oil lite came on, but looks so pretty nothing was done to get the pretty
light to go off
-Bald tires cause those groves in the tires mean the tire is not touching
the
road everywhere and the smooth tires makes contact with the entire road
giving better traction
-I might add no maintenance done because the only thing most Ladies know
about a car is that it has 5 wheels... 4 on the ground and 1 steering
wheel.
- interior smells like lilacs and vanilla
- coolant is dangerously low, and black..
- transmission has never been in neutral except by accident
- parking brake has been partially engaged for the last 10,000 km, causing
interesting/curious smoke trails in rear-view mirror..
- red wine stains
-Female driven, Manual 5 Speed, but only ONE gear used, other Four
brand new!
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