A vicar once had a pet parrot. He took him to church every Sunday and
the bird would help lead the choir. The parrot was a model pet most of
the time, but he had some serious problems on the side.
You see, he liked to shag chickens. The vicar kept telling him to stop
it or he would shave the bird's head. Well the parrot didn't listen and
after several warnings the vicar got out the clippers and shaved the
bird's head completely.
That Sunday in church, it was business as usual, the vicar was dividing
the church members up for the hymns.
"All you ladies, come over here," said the vicar, "and all you
gentlemen, please stand over there."
About this time, a bald man walked by in front of the bird, to which the
parrot said, "And all you chicken shaggers over here beside me!"
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