****in ripper
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south park
'Suck My Balls Mr. G'
+++
suck my balls
th council rippin out th skatebowl
i fell off
a month or so ago
on th monoshock unicycle
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Nirvana
'Plateau'
+++
th nephew has baile dme up
he's out'v th ****
wants to go bowl hunting tomorrow
+++
****in ripper
i'm ready
+++
no fortitude valley tonight
+++
trippy's right
i am banned frm there
a police chase on one wheel
last time i sang there
two weeks ago
+++
it's a crime
puttin smiles on dials
specially if ya dont charge
+++
dont do this
+++
i beg u
+++
more drugs over here...
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1200 Techniques
'Karma'
+++
just doin it fr my karma
smiles on dials
+++
yanked th monoshock
frm th car today
it's last ride at
the wintersun festival
last saturday night
she's ****y at me
i been busy this week girl
+++
u'll get ridden enough tomorrow
+++
six days off th wheel
dont do too much
to th precision
+++
i dunno man
that bowl so new
th combin slippery as
th bunny hop off th top is
testicles in th mouth time
u got em or not ?
+++
but i'm happy as
th last bowl
th unicycle rode me down th wall
is now
broken concrete
+++
say it in broken concrete
+++
now if i can just get
a coupel bourbons
to make it a bit more interestin
and we gotta go see my drug dealer first ok
+++
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Peter Gabriel
'Games Without Frontiers'
+++
should make fr an interesting day
seein my sons tomorrow night
might do th same again over on sunday but
at a bowl on th south side
+++
i care factor
+++
no *****es this weekend
+++
th pussie never works as advertised young fella
+++
even paris's fine pussie
+++
he wont listen
i didnt
but he;s watched me
run three and
ya gotta have a certain attitude
+++
i gotta make th pub little brother
hangabout
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+++
?
'?'
+++
C:\DO***E~1\pav\Shared\PM Dawn - Set Adrift On Memory Bliss.mp3
+++
i deserve this bourbon
+++
worked out my finances
i dont ****in care
hang on
that;s hwo i got here
+++
havent decided
how much drugs ot take
visitin my sons
**** they can smoke th ****
+++
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+++
Ted Mulry Gang
'JUMP IN MY CAR'
+++
i know
there's a few buds
floatin around th car
i havent run out yet
+++
it's all good
+++
i'll supplement with bourbon tonight
+++
is that tyre
ready to go down a bigger wall
with my fourteen ry old nephew along
i'll go over th edge'v th wall
look nippleclamp
they ripped out
th painted wall
gone
+++
ah good
+++
basically a controled crash
that one not so controlled
+++
rode me down th wall
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No13'
+++
get off me ya *****
+++
if ya werent better at lookin after
testicles than a chick
i'd kick u
+++
trippy got called a pussie teaser
wot a trip hey
me and grubbie both went
wot th ****'s wrong wi that ?
+++
****em
turnabout is fair play
+++
i did read
more women gettin stiffed
on th first date
no ***
+++
i wouldnt **** th
redhead i was datin last week
like her too much
+++
spins her wheels
+++
page three model she
preens everywhere we go
and still luvs me
+++
i care factor
+++
when i want a baby again maybe
+++
in th meantime
+++
i dont sing
corner of th valley mall anymore
+++
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+++
Primal Scream
'Get Your Rocks Off'
+++
i think th other week
was a one off
+++
unrequited *** and
drugs
and
rock n roll
can get boring
+++
bit over it
th last two ex wives maybe
+++
cant ignore th *****es forever though
they keep ringin
+++
goin one wheelin
u aint got a hope
+++
suck ****
+++
if she wont share
i wont **** her th first time
my other ex
th centrefold
has moved half her bedroom
+++
bugger
my left hand is still on strike
+++
so where am i sleepin ?
oh ok
+++
she;s away
she promised
+++
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+++
Pulp
'Common People'
+++
never
versace lady jane
+++
i walked in th door
she had me
in different clothes
in ten minutes
i think th chick at th local shop
said thnks babe
+++
where ya headed ?
yr not wearin that
+++
ok
+++
a gig as th wizard
in th muscle cars
add th leather jacket and
i ****in overheated
more used to
skin
+++
had fun
didnt hit any
with th uni
+++
a few maniac broadslides
man i luv nippleclamp
+++
th limp's gone babe
all healed
and that big ride
last saturday night
straightened a few things in th back
+++
that and
five days yoga
all th ****in idiot public sees is
th extreme unicycle
gettin sideways
+++
yes it is a ****in monoshcock
****
+++
if she wasnt so gorgeous
i wouldnt be talkin nice to u
why should i
+++
****stick
+++
liek evrybody else
i dont give a **** about u
u dont give a **** about me
i liek it that way
+++
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+++
Laurie Anderson
'Blue Lagoon'
+++
no such thing as altruism
+++
even writin predictives
for th disaster mobs
so they land at th scene quicker
to help th survivors
i got other motives
+++
always paint it
to get
a higher score
a bigger killcount
in this mad thing called
real magic
+++
it comes backwards
to see their deaths
i have to ask fr them to die
+++
wot;s my motive ?
+++
th screens gone again
anoher monitor
**** itself
flyin inth dark
+++
it's
an ocasional bug
+++
a little percussive maintenance
it's all good
a small tap upside th head
+++
here in th adventures
of the land
surfer
+++
th drums are calling me
come play me
in th fortitude valley
which th kids
arent bright enought oknow
is th valley of guts
ya have to tell em
+++
repeatedly
welcome to
the valley of guts
+++
trannies
lesbo's
punks
straights
u name it
th lovely dance crowd
+++
th pigs will never learn
th crowd behaves betetr
when there's a clown
goin off
breakin laws already
satiates their need
+++
bright ****s hey
+++
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+++
james blunt
'?'
+++
hmm
+++
they;d rather
legislate and
send me tickets for ridin thru their mall
by registered mail
cant catch me
mostly
+++
it;s an entertainment zone
ah
**** it
just give up
+++
down th edge of th island
they usually plsed to see me
+++
not this weekend babe
+++
boys weekend
+++
depends if he gives a better date than u do
+++
u better looking
+++
least to my eyes
now if i can just scrape th blondes
off th young fella
to get a better look at im
+++
when th lady cop
took over twenty photos
of me doin
twenty pushups for er
in th street
before she;d release me
+++
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+++
Foo Fighters
'Foo Fighters - Exhausted'
+++
get real
+++
all i was doin was ridin a ****in unicycle
one of my lady friends
thinks u got th hots fr me melanie
+++
just surfing
on my wheelchair
i am disabled
wi th testicle condition
+++
still allergic to chicks
they dont **** as much
as their mouths say
+++
make my nuts ache
i'm suppsoed to be 45
+++
versace lady jane
so upset at me
lst saturday
i'm not aging
+++
ya could take up unicycling *****
+++
and listen to me
+++
never mind
+++
gave a unicycle to yr sons
+++
th eldest has lost weight
+++
i'll get th ****in weight
off th youngest one
u watch
+++
i want u to watch
th chicks
young fella
and tell me wot u see
+++
while we drop into this here bowl
on a man;s bike
+++
half cut
+++
i'm an empath
i feed extremely well
+++
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+++
Nirvana
'Sifting'
+++
i bet ya that twinge
was frm th hot blonde
+++
she just let down
+++
made me smile and
she smiled back
wot have u told th ***** catwoman ?
+++
we're takin her dancin
sounds liek it
frm wot she sayin
wont let go
and she;s ****fting
+++
i had some kind thought of u today
+++
i know how i can go dancin again
i can read my diary
+++
i was 38 then
and dirty dancin with five chicks
whiel wearin face paint
with th unicycle in th cloakroom
+++
they didnt liek me
draggin th surfboard as well
into a club
occasionally
+++
flyin a surfboard
above my head
down cavill avenue
on th top
of one hand
+++
it;s
flyin
+++
and yr unicyclin
**** it improves
+++
th board gets light
+++
wiggle th fingers back
just push th **** thru th air
+++
with nine bourbons insid eme of course
gotta be one
with th crowd
and th younger crowd
far harder to impress
my high five count is
****in hi
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+++
Cat Stevens
'Hard Headed Woman'
+++
still a bit weird
acceptin high fives frm chicks
gay lady jen
bash me now
+++
shutup *****
+++
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th ticket fr
failin to keep left
on th sidewalk
i still havent dealt with
+++
no more slaloming thru posts ?
this is gunna ****
flight test
on th prototype unicycle
+++
damn
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+++
John Williamson
'True Blue'
+++
well we'll take it soemwhere else
with fewer ppl and
make fewer smiles on dials and
th tourists
wont get to see any of it
we rarely even photgraph
th publci do a good enough job
nver ****in ask
+++
feel fr paris and th like
nickie
+++
th one
in a thousand
who asks fr a photograph
+++
i still cant deal with
autographs
i refused to give th last one
+++
dont feel like it
i;'m not ****in paid to be here
+++
pay me an appearance fee and
i'll sign my name
+++
stick it up yr arse sideways
+++
unicycle surfing
down four lane roads
th wrong way
in th traffic
after midnight
we're so rare we're
+++
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+++
Cat Stevens
'Longer Boats'
+++
y agotta be a bit mad
this copasked
th topehr week
u got a death wish ?
no man
and a polite smile
talked to so many pigs in th street
+++
i'd just cut off a taxi
no care
just psychic and
i liek cuttin it fine
th crowd liek it better
+++
i'm feedin off em
+++
sometimes
one can
drag me
out of wot i swas doin
to try somehtin
weird
th unicycle just
chucks a left and
we can get round that pole
like **** we can
+++
it's just a man;s bike crash
wot are u lookin at ?
21 yrs
never broken a bone
+++
i thank th old lady
now
fr puttin me in ballet at four
didnt last long but
i learned a few things
+++
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+++
Presidents of the united state
'****d And Famous'
+++
for a change i got jeans on
i been on th local telly
+++
famous enough thanks
+++
rock n roll paulie
+++
in brizvegas
+++
the unicycle man
in surfers paradise
th surf unicycle surfer
+++
dont know who i am in coolangatta
dont appear often enough
last saturday night
+++
th wizard made it
+++
where did i come from ?
th other side of brisbane
i dont live in th hole
just born there
+++
they always freak
see ya mad on a unicycle and
think u rode in
a coupel hundred k's
in that direction
u not th first
+++
when
eight pppl
climb out of fcar
onth freeway
and say hi to ya
is freaky
happens occasionally
+++
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+++
Elvis Costello
'Oliver's Army'
+++
gday
**** i got recognised
+++
just travellin
+++
sometimes
with my younger brother
just boppin thru th traffic
this chick will
climb out of her window
and say gday
ah well
+++
wot was that about ?
i did sing
six yrs
on street corners man
+++
michael and i ahd fans
when michaels ex
stopep dhim
singin in th street
or he dont see his kid
i didnt see many of our fans after that
they stopped comin
in protest i think
+++
th leica camera freaked me out
th witchdoctor thing man
+++
as close as i can come dude
its over
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+++
Queen
'Bohemian Rhapsody.mp3'
+++
when th
leica camera
stays in th street shootin us
for over half an hour
+++
cant go any further
i'm disabled
allergic to chicks
this is
as much rock n roll
as i can do
+++
ah ****
+++
we were filmin our gigs
+++
been here bfore michael
we cant take paulie's
hypersensitive body
travellin
they never understand
+++
it;s real
*** n drusg n rock n roll or
paulie;s body wont go there
+++
how much drugs ya got ?
+++
that aint enough
i lived ina for real party house
with two hundrd guests a night
i used to smoke fifty cones a night
+++
o one percenter party house
+++
there i could live
+++
worse than big brother
seven ppl
yackin to me
while i took a bath
over a bong
+++
the farm
+++
it was a bit famous
locally
ten acres and
a famous murder scene
my parents
+++
he partied wi me
three months
he thinks he was my best nmate
i dont even know th ****s name
+++
bit liek mik
+++
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+++
Groove Armada
'My Friend'
+++
not with wot u told my old lady
th cricket bat
still on standby
+++
th **** was a gypsie
ya think he;d know better
+++
i was minder
to th banker
for th gypsie mafia
seventeen yrs
****
+++
not a good idea
to **** on my
female personality
i did not have
th ***change
just got lots of balance
+++
a bundaberg doctor's idea
th local's will get it
+++
i was
vice president
of a bundaberg
motorcycle club
+++
if they dont cough ya up
i will
+++
i'm good enough
at border crossings
we might even look at
+++
**** i'd liek to do him
physical
my old job just
itches
+++
ah well
+++
i can strike th **** down dead
with a mind bolt
thinks
i already have
that death curse is
still current
by my reading of it and
my magic is stupendous
+++
it;s all good
+++
care factor ****
the wont do me
for threatening u wi death
+++
never doen me before
it was my
job
+++
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+++
Metallica
'Metallica - Die Die My Darling'
+++
abso ****in lutely
+++
well
th magic is workin
+++
doin th impossible is easy
gettina nypoen to acknowledge it is
rather harder
specially in magic
not sellin anything
+++
harry pottery is
fake magic
makes billions of dollars
i'm a real
hairy potter
i make pottery ocarinas
a mad half dutch artist
oen wheel
ya dig it ?
and i'm pennyless
+++
ah art
+++
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+++
Simon & Garfunkel
'The Sound of Silence (Live)'
+++
..
..
..
jeez melanie
u go tmore balls
than most of those cops
who;ve tried
one way oranother
fr seven yrs
call em sometime
and break a few rules wi me
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:02:17]
+++
A Perfect Circle
'Magdalena'
+++
cute arse
fr a dickless tracy
i been an outlaw so long
they dont stick me fr drunk driving
+++
go back to th underground
not a problem
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
james bong
+++
p.s.
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The Kinks
'Susannah's Still Alive'
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