I'm an astrologer, voyeur, and psychopathic counselor. I counsel
Generals, Presidents, and Captains of Industry. I inventory dumpsters,
paint graffiti, copy things from websites, and bilk women out of money.
I'm also a homo***ual.
My predictions are always 180 degrees reversed. It's a little thing I
picked up just to make sure everyone is paying attention. For example,
I twice predicted George Bush would lose the Presidential elections he
won.
I am a scholar and a mountin' man. I showed up at SDSU and Keppler
Kollege until they told me I was finished. I have a castle in New
Mexico where I hang out with other mountin' men. Did I mention I'm a
homo***ual?
I used to ride a motorcyle with other mountin' men, but they kept
wanting to ride all the time and my ass got sore.
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I drink a lot. Sometimes I can't remember what I did the night before
when I wake up. My friends say I didn't do anything but pass out and
fall on my butt real hard. I guess that explains why my ass is so sore
some mornings.
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My best friend's name is Brad something. He's a professional like me.
We have a lot in common, except he doesn't ride motorcycles or drink
heavily like I do. I met him on the Internet in a chatroom. We just
talked a lot at first, then we realized we both had a lot in common and
should get together. Brad helped me to discover that I was homo***ual.
I'm very grateful to him.
Edmond H. Wollmann P.S.Y.C.H.O.
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